THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY SAW EVERYTHING AND LOST HIS MIND
The theater was dim, the kind of velvet-lined room that smells faintly of old dust and expensive perfume. Robert Clary sat on the stage, his small frame almost…
THE DAY THE BARRACKS FINALLY GAVE UP ON JOHN BANNER
The air in the convention hall was thick with the smell of stale coffee and that specific, electric hum of a thousand people waiting for a story. Richard…
THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ BIT OFF MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW
The studio lights were always a bit too bright for John Banner, especially in his later years, but he sat there with that same wide, grandfatherly smile that…
THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY LOST HIS COMPOSURE ON SET
The studio light was a bit too bright for Werner’s liking, but he sat there with the same straight-backed poise he had carried since his days in the…
THE MAN WHO SAW NOTHING AND THE BRATWURST THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING
It is 1972, and the sun is beginning to set over the Hollywood hills, casting a long, golden glow through the windows of a quiet television studio. I…
THE DAY RICHARD DAWSON FINALLY MADE JOHN BANNER SNAP ON SET
The host leans forward, the studio lights reflecting in his glasses as he holds up a grainy, black-and-white production still from the late sixties. “Richard,” he says, “we’ve…
ROBERT CLARY REVEALS THE HILARIOUS REASON THEY COULD NEVER FINISH FILMING
The room was quiet for a second, the kind of respectful silence you only get at these nostalgia conventions where the memories are thicker than the air. I…
THE DAY COLONEL KLINK RUINED A HIGH SOCIETY DINNER PARTY
The studio lights were dim, and the audience was hushed as Werner Klemperer leaned back in the plush leather chair. He didn’t look like a man who had…
THE COLONEL AND THE SECRET AGENT IN THE CHICAGO AIRPORT
It was the late summer of 1988, and I found myself sitting in a small, dimly lit television studio in Manhattan. I was there for one of those…
THE SECRET STRUGGLE OF COLONEL KLINK AND HIS INFAMOUS FLYING MONOCLE
The interviewer reaches into a small wooden box on the table between them and pulls out a single, circular piece of glass attached to a thin black cord….