
It was a late-afternoon session for a documentary about the legacy of the show, and the lighting in the studio was that warm, amber hue that makes everything feel a bit more nostalgic than it probably was.
The interviewer leaned forward and asked me something I’d heard a thousand times before, but for some reason, that day it hit differently.
He asked, “Jamie, what was the exact moment you knew Harry Morgan was finally one of the guys?”
I had to chuckle because, for the first few weeks after Harry joined us as Colonel Potter, we were all a little bit intimidated.
You have to remember that Harry was a legend, a guy who had been in every classic movie you could name, and he was known for being a “one-take” actor.
He was disciplined, he was precise, and he had this regal, old-school Hollywood professional air about him that made us all want to straighten our posture.
Before Harry, we had McLean Stevenson, and the set was like a permanent frat party, but when Harry arrived, we thought the grown-up had finally entered the room.
I was still the guy in the dresses, though.
I was still Klinger, trying every week to find a new, more ridiculous way to get out of the Army, and I wondered if this serious, disciplined actor was going to look at me and think I was a total buffoon.
On this particular day in Malibu, the heat was hovering somewhere around a hundred degrees, and the flies were thick enough to have their own SAG cards.
We were filming in the Colonel’s office, a cramped set where the air didn’t move and everyone’s temper was a little bit frayed from the long hours.
I was in the wardrobe trailer, looking at the outfit the designers had cooked up for me this time, and even for Klinger, it was a choice.
It was a full, Victorian-style gown, complete with a hoop skirt that was roughly the size of a small satellite dish and a hat that featured an entire artificial fruit basket.
I had to turn sideways just to get through the door of the trailer, and the heels were high enough to give me vertigo.
The scene called for me to burst into Potter’s office with a new “emergency” that required my immediate discharge, and Harry was supposed to be sitting there, stoic as a statue, and shoot me down with that sharp, dry wit of his.
We hadn’t rehearsed the entrance with the full costume yet because the hoop skirt was such a nightmare to move in.
The director called for places, and the set went quiet, that heavy silence where you only hear the hum of the generator and the buzzing of the flies.
I stood outside the double doors of the office, sweating through several layers of taffeta, waiting for my cue.
I could hear Harry inside, delivering his opening lines with that perfect, crisp authority he brought to the character.
He sounded so serious, so much like the Colonel, that I actually started to get nervous about whether I was about to ruin his professional flow.
I took a deep breath, adjusted my fruit basket hat, and gripped the door handles.
I knew that if I didn’t nail the timing, the hoop skirt was going to catch on the frame and the whole thing would be a disaster.
I threw the doors open with as much theatrical flair as a person in fifty pounds of lace can muster, and I practically sailed into the room like a runaway parade float.
The sheer velocity of the hoop skirt carried me further than I intended, and I ended up sliding about three feet across the floorboards right toward Harry’s desk.
Harry looked up, his glasses perched on the end of his nose, ready to deliver a line that was supposed to be a stern reprimand about military decorum.
He opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out.
He stared at me—at the ruffles, at the giant skirt that was now pinned against the front of his desk, and finally at the plastic grapes dangling right in front of my left eye.
For about five seconds, the room was absolutely silent, and I thought, “Oh boy, I’ve finally done it, I’ve offended the great Harry Morgan.”
His face started to turn a very specific shade of crimson, and his jaw began to tremble.
Suddenly, the man who never missed a beat, the man who was the anchor of every scene, just erupted.
It wasn’t a small chuckle; it was a high-pitched, wheezing explosion of laughter that seemed to come from his very soul.
He doubled over, his head hitting the desk with a thud, and his shoulders were shaking so violently that the pens in his desk set were rattling.
The moment Harry broke, the dam just gave way for everyone else.
The cameraman, who was trying to track my movement, started shaking so hard that the frame was bouncing up and down like we were in the middle of an earthquake.
I looked over at the script supervisor, and she had her face buried in her clipboard, trying to muffle the sound of her own hysterics.
I stayed in character for a second, trying to look offended as Klinger, but then I saw Harry look up at me with tears streaming down his face.
He pointed a finger at the fruit on my head and tried to say, “Corporal,” but he only got the first syllable out before he went into another fit of laughter.
He eventually slid right out of his chair and ended up on the floor, hidden behind the desk, while the rest of the crew just stopped even trying to film.
We must have sat there for fifteen minutes while Harry tried to compose himself.
Every time he’d get back in the chair and look at the hoop skirt, he’d start all over again.
The director was leaning against the wall, laughing so hard he was gasping for air, waving his hands as if to say, “Just keep the film rolling, we’ll never get this back.”
It was the first time I realized that underneath that “Regular Army” exterior, Harry Morgan was probably the biggest kid on the set.
He told me later, once he could finally breathe, that it wasn’t just the dress—it was the fact that I had entered with such genuine, misguided confidence.
He said he saw those plastic grapes shaking as I tried to look serious, and he realized he was in a madhouse, and he might as well enjoy the stay.
That moment changed the entire energy of the show for the rest of the season.
It broke the ice in a way that nothing else could have, and from that day on, Harry was the one who would try to make us break during scenes.
He became the chief prankster, the guy who would whisper something hilarious right before the cameras started rolling just to see if he could get us to crack.
We never did get that specific take right on the first try; in fact, I think we went through three more rolls of film because the boom mic operator kept laughing so loud it was picking up on the track.
But whenever I see a clip of Klinger in one of those big, elaborate gowns, I don’t think about the heat or the uncomfortable heels.
I think about Harry Morgan on the floor behind that desk, laughing until he couldn’t speak, and I remember that we weren’t just making a TV show.
We were a family that found a way to laugh even when we were supposed to be the most serious people on television.
It’s those unscripted moments of pure, unfiltered joy that made the 4077th feel real to the people watching at home.
I think Harry would agree that the best medicine in that camp wasn’t the surgery, but the fact that we couldn’t even look at each other without smiling.
Do you have a favorite Klinger outfit that you think would have finally made you break character?