
The interviewer leaned forward, a mischievous grin on his face. He’d been asking about the early days of MAS*H, back when the cast was navigating the transition from the frantic energy of McLean Stevenson to the steady, seasoned presence of Harry Morgan.
“Jamie,” the host said, tapping his notes. “We’ve heard about the pranks and the long hours. But I want to know about the day the wheels truly fell off. Was there ever a moment where you managed to break the most professional man on television?”
Jamie Farr let out a raspy, warm laugh that seemed to carry the echoes of the 1970s with it. He looked off into the distance, as if he could see the dust rising from the Malibu ranch right there in the studio.
“You’re talking about Harry,” Jamie said, smiling. “When Harry Morgan joined us as Colonel Potter, he was a pro’s pro. He knew every line and every mark. He was usually the one keeping the rest of us from spinning out of control. We were a rowdy bunch, always looking for a laugh.”
He leaned back, gesturing to emphasize the scale of the memory. “The thing about Harry was his incredible, stoic face. He could deliver ridiculous orders with the gravity of a Shakespearean actor. But underneath that exterior, Harry had this high-pitched, wheezing laugh that was absolutely lethal once it started.”
“We were filming an episode during a heatwave. It was 105 degrees in those tents. Everyone was tired and cranky. I was dressed in one of the most absurd outfits the wardrobe department had ever handed me.”
The interviewer leaned in. “What were you wearing?”
Jamie chuckled. “A full, floor-length Cleopatra gown. Complete with a gold headdress and a very fake-looking asp on my arm. The script called for me to burst into the office to demand a Section 8. Harry was sitting behind his desk, looking every bit the stern commander. He was ready. I was ready.”
And that’s when it happened.
I threw open the door to the office with all the dramatic flair of a silent film star. I had this look of pure, unadulterated desperation on my face, the kind only Klinger could pull off while wearing five pounds of gold plastic on his head.
Harry looked up from his paperwork, exactly as he had done in a dozen rehearsals. He was supposed to bark out a line about military discipline, something like, ‘Klinger, if you don’t get that snake out of my office, I’ll have you peeling grapes in the brig!’
He opened his mouth to speak, but he didn’t say a word. He just stared at the asp on my arm. The little plastic snake was bobbing up and down because I was shaking with the effort of staying in character.
Suddenly, Harry’s eyes went wide. His face started to turn a shade of purple I didn’t know was humanly possible. He tried to swallow the laugh, he really did. You could see the muscles in his neck straining. But then, this tiny, high-pitched ‘wheeze’ escaped his lips.
That was the end of it. Once Harry Morgan started, there was no stopping the flood. He didn’t just laugh; he collapsed. He put his head down on the desk, his shoulders shaking violently, and that high-pitched giggle started echoing through the silent set.
Now, you have to understand, the crew was used to us messing around. But seeing Harry Morgan—the man who had worked with everyone from Jack Webb to John Wayne—completely lose his composure was a seismic event.
Our director, Burt Metcalfe, called out, ‘Harry? You okay, pal?’
Harry couldn’t even answer. He just raised one hand and pointed feebly at my headdress. I looked in the mirror nearby and realized the gold headband had slipped down over one of my eyebrows, giving Cleopatra a very confused, slightly drunken expression.
Then Mike Farrell, who was standing just off-camera waiting for his cue, decided to make it a hundred times worse. Mike was the king of the dry remark. He stepped into the frame, looked at Harry, then looked at me in my gown, and said with total seriousness, ‘You know, Jamie, the gold really brings out the exhaustion in your eyes.’
That was the gasoline on the fire. Harry literally fell out of his chair. He was on the floor behind the desk, and all we could see were his legs kicking occasionally as he gasped for air.
The camera crew tried to stay professional, but I looked over and saw the lead cameraman was actually vibrating. He had to pull his eye away from the viewfinder because his own tears were blurring the lens. He was shaking so hard the entire camera rig was wobbling on its dolly.
We tried to reset. We really did. We took ten minutes. Harry went outside to get some air and compose himself. He came back in, smoothed out his uniform, took a deep breath, and looked at the script. He was the professional again. We were going to get this take.
Burt called ‘Action!’
I burst in again. ‘Colonel! I can’t take it anymore! The Nile is calling me!’
Harry looked at me, dead serious. He opened his mouth. He got the first three words out: ‘Klinger, you’re a—’
And then he looked at the asp again. The snake had shifted, and now it looked like it was whispering in my ear.
Harry let out a sound like a teakettle whistling. He turned his back to the camera, walked straight to the back of the tent, and walked right through the canvas wall. He didn’t even use the door. He just disappeared into the California sunshine.
We lost the entire afternoon. The more we tried to be serious, the funnier it became. It got to the point where just the sound of my sandals hitting the floorboards would set Harry off. He’d start making that wheezing sound before I even opened my mouth.
Eventually, the producers realized we weren’t going to get anything else done. They actually sent us home early because the star of the show was hiding in his trailer, unable to look at a man in a dress without crying from laughter.
It became a legendary story on set. From that day on, whenever things got too tense or the hours got too long, someone would just whisper the word ‘Cleopatra’ or ‘asp,’ and Harry would start smiling.
It reminded us that despite the heavy themes we were dealing with—war, surgery, death—we were also just a group of friends playing dress-up in the woods. Harry taught us how to be pros, but that day, he taught us that even the best pros need to break every once in a while.
It’s those moments of pure, unscripted joy that I miss the most. We weren’t just making a TV show; we were having the time of our lives with the best people I’ve ever known.
Looking back, I think that’s why the show resonated so much. That chemistry wasn’t acting. It was real. Even the parts where we couldn’t stop laughing.
If you could go back and spend one day on any classic TV set, which one would you pick?