BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE CORPORAL LEFT HIS TEDDY BEAR… BUT THE ACTOR LEFT HIS HEART THE FAMILIAR CHOPPER SOUND RETURNED… AND SUDDENLY THE ACTORS DISAPPEARED THE WORLD SAW A FINAL SALUTE… BUT THE ACTORS SAW SOMETHING ELSE. THE DAY LEBEAU WAS CRITIQUED BY A GOURMET FAN THE COFFEE POT STILL HUMMED BUT THE CAMP WAS GONE FATHER MULCAHY SPOKE THE LINE… BUT THE ENTIRE SET FELT THE SHIVER. WE THOUGHT IT WAS A COMEDY UNTIL THE GRAVEL CRUNCHED THE UNIFORM WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL WE TOUCHED THE WOOL THE TUNNEL WAS JUST A SET PIECE… UNTIL THE FOOTSTEPS STARTED THE LAUGHTER FADED BUT THE GRAVEL UNDER THEIR BOOTS REMAINED THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FOUND AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE IN HIS OVERCOAT THE RADIO WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE DIAL CLICKED AGAIN THE LAUGHTER FADED BUT THE SOUND OF THE GRAVEL REMAINED THE STERN COLONEL’S MASK… AND THE MOMENT IT TOTALLY CRACKED THE JEEP WAS JUST METAL… UNTIL JAMIE AND LORETTA SAT DOWN. THE DAY MAXWELL KLINGER ALMOST SURRENDERED TO A HOOP SKIRT COLONEL POTTER WAS SAVING LIVES… BUT HIS FEET WERE TELLING JOKES. THE SCRIPT SAID GOODBYE… BUT THEIR HEARTS REFUSED TO FOLLOW IT. THE LAST GOODBYE WASN’T ACTED: THE DAY THE CAMERAS FINALLY STOPPED. THE HELICOPTER FINALLY LEFT… BUT MIKE FARRELL NEVER REALLY STEPPED OUT THE STILL WAS SILENT… BUT THE CLINK ECHOED ACROSS DECADES THE LAST HELICOPTER LEFT DECADES AGO… BUT THE DUST NEVER SETTLED THE SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE GRIEF WASN’T READY TO LEAVE THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY LOST HIS COMPOSURE ON SET THE COFFEE MUG WAS COLD BUT THE MEMORY BURNED RED HOT THE DAY THE STALAG 13 TUNNEL DECIDED TO REBEL AGAINST THE CAST THE TUNNEL WAS FAKE BUT THE BROTHERHOOD WAS REAL THE DAY COLONEL KLINK DROPPED HIS VISION INTO SCHULTZ’S SOUP THE DAY A BRATWURST NEARLY BROKE COLONEL KLINK AND SCHULTZ THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY LOST HIS COOL ON THE SET THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ SAW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AT DINNER RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE HILARIOUS DAY THE TUNNEL ESCAPE WENT WRONG THE DAY THE HEAVYWEIGHT SERGEANT FINALLY BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ SAW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AT STALAG THIRTEEN THE MONOCLE THAT BROKE THE IRON COLONEL THE TUNNEL WAS HOLLOW BUT THE MEMORY WAS HEAVY THE RADIO WAS A TOY… BUT FOR US, IT WAS REALITY THE DAY THE MONOCLE OF COLONEL KLINK GAINED A MIND OF ITS OWN THE DAY COLONEL KLINKS PRUSSIAN PRIDE COLLAPSED INTO A CREAM PUFF THE RADIO WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE ROOM WENT SILENT RICHARD DAWSON REFLECTS ON THE CHAOS OF STALAG 13 THE NEW COLONEL AND THE SURPRISING SURGERY OF THE STEAMED ARTICHOKE THE DAY JAMIE FARR’S WEDDING DRESS TURNED INTO A MUD SLIDE THE MONOCLE IS GONE BUT THE WEIGHT OF THE COFFEE MUG REMAINS THE SOUND THAT STOPPED THE LAUGHTER IN THE MALIBU HILLS THE DAY HARRY MORGAN ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED THE MASH PRODUCTION CREW THE JEEP WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL MIKE FARRELL SAT IN IT AGAIN. ALAN ALDA REVEALS THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAUGH IN TELEVISION HISTORY THEY BUIILT A TUNNEL TO FREEDOM… BUT THE REAL ESCAPE WAS THE LAUGHTER