BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Chapter 2: Tick-Tock, Bureaucracy Blocks THE ONE REASON KLINGER STAYED THAT NO ONE EVER KNEW THE LAST TIME THEY STOOD IN THE SWAMP TOGETHER WAS DIFFERENT. THE DAY KLINGER’S WARDROBE FINALLY DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE SET GARY BURGHOFF FINALLY REVEALED THE TRUTH BEHIND RADAR’S TEDDY BEAR THE CORPORAL WHO WORE DRESSES… BUT HIS NECKLACE HID A REAL WAR THE DAY THE STERN COLONEL POTTER FINALLY BROKE ON THE SET LORETTA SWIT KEPT A SECRET ABOUT THAT FINAL GOODBYE JAMIE FARR RECALLS THE DAY THE DRESS FINALLY WON THE FINAL NOTE PLAYED… BUT WINCHESTER NEVER TRULY LEFT THE CAMP. THE MOST ELOQUENT MAN ON TELEVISION… BUT HIS TRUTH REMAINED UNSPOKEN THE BRAVE FRONTLINE HEROES… BUT THE SOUND STILL MAKES THEM TREMBLE THE TOUGHEST NURSE IN KOREA… AND THE SECRET TEARS SHE HID THE TEDDY BEAR WAS JUST A PROP… UNTIL RADAR HELD IT AGAIN THE STONES SPELLED GOODBYE… BUT THE CAST WASN’T READY TO LEAVE TV’S MOST FAITHFUL CHAPLAIN… BUT HIS HARDEST PRAYER WAS AT HOME THE OLD JEEP WAS COLD… BUT THE MEMORY WAS BURNING HOT A TOUGH OLD COLONEL… BUT THE TOAST WAS ENTIRELY REAL THE SERIOUS TELEVISION SURGEON… BUT HIS REAL WARDROBE WAS A JOKE THE FINAL GOODBYE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE TEARS HAD NO LINES. THE SHOW’S MOST INNOCENT SOLDIER… BUT HIS GOODBYE HID A HEAVY TRUTH TV’S MOST ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS REAL VOICE WAS A WHISPER ALAN ALDA… BUT HIS BATTLE WAS A RUNNING JOKE WITH THE MESS HALL THE CROSS-DRESSING CORPORAL… BUT HIS BIGGEST ENEMY WAS A DOORWAY TELEVISION’S TOUGHEST MILITARY NURSE… BUT HER FAMOUS BREAKDOWN WAS NOT ACTING THEY HEARD THE LAUGHTER FOR YEARS… BUT THEN CAME THE SOUND THE WORLD’S MOST HATED SOLDIER… BUT HIS HEART WAS PURE ART THE SERIOUS SURGEON… BUT THE RUBBER CHICKEN ALWAYS WINS A TELEVISION COMEDY… BUT ONE SCENE DEMANDED ABSOLUTE SILENCE THE INTENSE TELEVISION SURGEON… BUT HIS REAL STRUGGLE WAS STAYING SERIOUS THE SCRIPT WAS KEPT SECRET… BUT THE SILENCE WAS ENTIRELY REAL TELEVISION’S FAVORITE ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE WAS A HIDDEN TRUTH A SERIOUS MILITARY DOCTOR… BUT HIS REAL STRUGGLE WAS LAUGHTER LORETTA SWIT REVEALS THE HILARIOUS WARDROBE MISTAKE THAT STUNNED THE CREW THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR A JOKE… BUT THE ACTORS COULDN’T SPEAK. MIKE FARRELL REVEALS THE PRANK THAT TURNED THE SURGERY ROOM CHAOTIC THE SCRIPT SAID GOODBYE… BUT THE CAST WASN’T READY TO LET GO. JAMIE FARR REVEALS THE PRANK THAT NEARLY STOPPED THE SHOW THE TOUGHEST SERGEANT ON SCREEN… BUT HIS REAL HEART WAS SOFT GARY BURGHOFF RECALLS THE ONE PROP MISTAKE HE COULD NOT ESCAPE ALAN ALDA REVEALS THE HILARIOUS PROP MISTAKE THAT BROKE THE CAMP DAVID OGDEN STIERS RECALLS THE SURGERY THAT SHATTERED HIS WINCHESTER DIGNITY THE GOODBYE ROCKS WERE SCRIPTED… BUT THE HOLLOW ACHE WAS REAL MCLEAN STEVENSON TRIED TO BE SERIOUS… BUT THE FISHING LURE DISAGREED THEY SAID GOODBYE ON CAMERA… BUT THE PAIN WAS PRIVATELY HELD TV’S MOST PRINCIPLED CAPTAIN… BUT HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL MENACE THE SOUND OF ROTORS STILL MAKES MIKE FARRELL LOOK AT THE SKY Chapter 1: Citations, Sutures, and a Loaded .45 THE DAY KLINGER’S FRUIT HAT FINALLY BROKE THE CAST THE ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS TRUE VOICE WAS FOUND IN SILENCE