BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THAT SCENE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THEIR BROKEN HEARTS WEREN’T THE SURGICAL DUMMY PRANK THAT BROKE THE MAS*H CAST THE RUSTY METAL SEAT THAT HELD THEIR HEAVIEST SECRETS THAT GOODBYE SCENE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THEIR BROKEN HEARTS WEREN’T. THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ SAW ENTIRELY TOO MUCH THE DAY THE COMMANDANT TRIED TO BUY A TOASTER THE SECRET BEHIND THE LAUGHTER IN STALAG 13 HOW RICHARD DAWSON FINALLY MADE SERGEANT SCHULTZ BREAK CHARACTER THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY LOST HIS COOL ON SET THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ TRIED TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY BROKE DOWN THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ ACTUALLY SAW TOO MUCH AT THE DINNER TABLE THE HATCH UNDER THE BUNK WAS EMPTY… UNTIL HE REACHED IN THE COLD PIECE OF METAL THAT BROUGHT THE TEARS BACK THE RADIO WAS A PROP BUT THE SILENCE WAS REAL THE FOOL ON THE SCREEN… BUT THE KINDEST MAN IN THE ROOM THE LAUGHS WERE FAKE… BUT THE EXHAUSTION WAS ENTIRELY REAL THE BARRACKS ARE GONE BUT THE DUST STILL SMELLS LIKE HOME JOHN BANNER REVEALS THE MOMENT HE FINALLY SAW EVERYTHING THE JOKES STOPPED WHEN THE PRIEST STARTED PRAYING THE TIME COLONEL KLINK COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT SERGEANT SCHULTZ THE DAY COLONEL KLINK INSPECTED A NEW YORK STEAKHOUSE SOUP THE SOUND THAT BROUGHT THE PAST BACK… AND STOPPED TIME THE HEARTBREAKING SCENE THAT WASN’T ACTING… IT WAS A REAL GOODBYE THE FUNNIEST RIDE ON TELEVISION… BUT THE MEMORY WAS HEAVY THE OLD BARRACKS WERE SILENT UNTIL THEY STEPPED INSIDE AGAIN THE BUNKER ENTRANCE WAS JUST PLYWOOD… UNTIL HE STEPPED INSIDE THE DAY SCHULTZ TRIED TO EAT THE COMMANDANT’S SECRET BOXING GLOVE THE DAY THE GERMAN UNIFORM FINALLY GAVE UP THE DAY THE MONOCLE FINALLY WON THE WAR AGAINST COLONEL KLINK THE FIRE WAS REAL… BUT THE TEARS WERE SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY THE DAY COLONEL KLINK LOST HIS VISION IN THE SOUP THE DRAMATIC SURGERY SCENE THAT WAS RUINED BY A LOUD SNORE THE ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HE LIVED IN A QUIET SELF-IMPOSED SILENCE FORTY YEARS LATER THE ENGINE STARTED AND THE MEMORIES FLOODED BACK HE STOOD THERE IN THE DUST… AND NEITHER OF THEM COULD LOOK AWAY. JAMIE FARR AND LORETTA SWIT REMEMBER THE NIGHT THE LAUGHTER DIED THEY SPELLED GOODBYE IN THE DIRT BUT MEANT IT FOR THEMSELVES. THE CLICK OF THAT RUSTY PROP BROKE A FORTY-YEAR SILENCE. JAMIE FARR AND THE INFAMOUS TALE OF THE CARMEN MIRANDA HAT HOW JAMIE FARR NEARLY REWRITTEN FASHION HISTORY IN THE KOREAN WAR THE SALUTE THAT WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT BROKE JAMIE FARR’S HEART. THEY THOUGHT THE WAR WAS OVER UNTIL THE ENGINE STARTED THEY THOUGHT THE SCRIPT WAS JUST WORDS UNTIL THE CAMERAS ROLLED. THE SMELL OF THE CANVAS BROUGHT THE WAR BACK THE DAY THE LAUGHTER STOPPED IN THE 4077TH THE LAST TIME RADAR LOOKED BACK… AND THE CAST FINALLY KNEW WHY. THE DAY A SNORING SOLDIER DESTROYED ALAN ALDA’S DRAMATIC SCENE MIKE FARRELL REVEALS THE BIOLOGICAL MIRACLE THAT DESTROYED ALAN ALDA’S DIRECTING. HOLLYWOOD’S MOST COLORFUL SOLDIER… BUT HIS DOG TAGS WERE REAL