BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE SOUND THAT STILL MAKES LORETTA SWIT STOP IN HER TRACKS JAMIE FARR AND THE DAY THE HOOP SKIRT DECLARED WAR ON KOREA THE DAY JAMIE FARR BROKE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL ACTOR ON SET THE DAY THE FRUIT HAT NEARLY BROKE COLONEL POTTER THE NIGHT ALAN ALDA LOST HIS COOL IN THE OPERATING ROOM THE SOUND NEVER TRULY LEFT THEM… UNTIL THE SILENCE REVEALED WHY. THE DAY THE GREEN VELVET CURTAINS TOOK DOWN THE ENTIRE CAMP THE WORLD’S FAVORITE SOLDIER… BUT HIS REAL MISSION WAS SILENT JAMIE FARR RECALLS THE WEDDING DRESS DISASTER IN THE MALIBU MUD THE MUSIC DIED IN THAT BUS, AND CHARLES NEVER RECOVERED. THE SOUND THAT MADE LORETTA SWIT STOP IN HER TRACKS. THE SURGICAL MASK PRANK THAT BROKE COLONEL POTTER THE HEAVIEST WOUNDS IN BASTOGNE DID NOT SHED A DROP OF BLOOD THEY HELD THE DENTED STEEL HELMET AND THE ILLUSION SHATTERED THE SILENCE OF THE EXTRAS BROKE THE TOUGHEST MAN ON SET THEY LIFTED THE SCARRED WOODEN RIFLE AND THE YEARS MELTED AWAY THE LEGEND OF SPEIRS DEMANDED MORE THAN JUST GOOD ACTING THE TOUGHEST ASSIGNMENT AT TOCCOA WAS STANDING COMPLETELY ALONE THE SCRIPT SAID RADAR SHOULD CRY… BUT THE SILENCE SPOKE LOUDER. THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ LITERALLY SAW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON SET THE DAY THE MONOCLE JOINED THE SERGEANT FOR BREAKFAST HOW JOHN BANNER TRULY SAW NOTHING ON THE HOGAN’S HEROES SET RICHARD DAWSON AND THE CASE OF THE STUCK SCHULTZ THE DAY JOHN BANNER ACCIDENTALLY ATTACKED RICHARD DAWSON WITH STRUDEL THE SURGEONS WERE FIGHTING DEATH… BUT A SQUELCH DESTROYED THEM WE THOUGHT THE CAMERAS WERE OFF… BUT THE GRIEF WAS REAL THE LAST TIME HARRY MORGAN SALUTED, NO ONE WAS WATCHING THE SCRIPT. HOW JAMIE FARR NEARLY BROKE THE TOUGHEST COLONEL IN TELEVISION HISTORY THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ ACTUALLY SAW SOMETHING DELICIOUS THE COLONEL’S STERN FACE HID A MAN CONSTANTLY ON THE BRINK RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE LEGENDARY MONOCLE PRANK ON THE HOGAN SET THE PHOTO WAS TUCKED AWAY FOR DECADES UNTIL JAMIE FARR FOUND IT. THEY SAID GOODBYE ON CAMERA… BUT LORETTA SWIT NEVER LEFT. THE MOMENT THE UNSTOPPABLE COLONEL POTTER FINALLY BROKE ON THE MASH SET THE SURREAL LUNCH OF THE MAN IN THE MONOCLE THE JOKES SAVED MILLIONS… BUT ONE SCENE BROKE THE HEROES HE SAT IN THE JEEP ONE LAST TIME… AND EVERYTHING RETURNED. THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR A SALUTE BUT THE ACTORS WERE BROKEN THE DAY COLONEL KLINK’S EYE WENT FOR A SWIM IN COFFEE TV’S MOST POMPOUS ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS HEART HELD A QUIET SECRET HOW HARRY MORGAN BROKE THE ENTIRE MASH SET WITH ONE FACE THE HILARIOUS TRUTH BEHIND COLONEL KLINK’S FAMOUS MONOCLE IT WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE ENGINE STARTED TO SHAKE. ELEVEN YEARS OF FICTION… AND ONE SECOND OF RAW TRUTH THE FINAL SCENE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE SILENCE WASN’T. THE DAY THE COLONEL LOST HIS COOL IN THE SURGERY SUITE THE ARROGANT SURGEON… BUT HIS TRUTH WAS HIDDEN IN THE HARMONY THEY TOUCHED THE HEAVY RUBBER RAFT AND THE YEARS FADED AWAY THE BRAVEST MAN IN THE TRENCH WAS THE ONE CRACKING JOKES THEY STEPPED INSIDE THE OLD PLANE AND THE METAL CHANGED EVERYTHING