BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE HILARIOUS DAY THE TUNNEL ESCAPE WENT WRONG THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY LOST HIS COOL ON THE SET THE STRUDEL INCIDENT THAT BROKE SERGEANT SCHULTZ ON THE HOGAN’S HEROES SET THE PRANK THAT BROKE THE MOST SERIOUS SCENE ON SET THE TOAST WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE TEARS WERE REAL. THE DAY THE STALAG 13 GUARD DOGS FORGOT THEIR TRAINING THE SURGERY WAS GOING PERFECTLY UNTIL ALAN ALDA REACHED INSIDE THE DAY COLONEL KLINK HEARD THE MONKEES IN HIS INTERROGATION PHONE THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ LITERALLY SAW NOTHING AT ALL THE MAN WHO SAW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT THE GROCERY STORE THE DAY JOHN BANNER ATE THE ENTIRE BARRACKS PROP BUDGET THE DAY THE BARRACKS TURNED INTO A COMEDY CLUB FOR REAL THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR A TOAST BUT HARRY MORGAN GAVE HIS SOUL JAMIE FARR WORE THE DRESS BUT THE SHOES HAD OTHER PLANS THE ACTOR PLAYED AN ARISTOCRAT BUT ONE SCENE BROKE HIM COMPLETELY. THE DAY MAXWELL KLINGER WAS DEFEATED BY A WEDDING DRESS IN MALIBU THEY BUIILT A TUNNEL TO FREEDOM… BUT THE REAL ESCAPE WAS THE LAUGHTER THE MONOCLE IS GONE BUT THE WEIGHT OF THE COFFEE MUG REMAINS THE COFFEE POT STILL HUMMED BUT THE CAMP WAS GONE WE THOUGHT IT WAS A COMEDY UNTIL THE GRAVEL CRUNCHED THE UNIFORM WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL WE TOUCHED THE WOOL THE TUNNEL WAS JUST A SET PIECE… UNTIL THE FOOTSTEPS STARTED THE LAUGHTER FADED BUT THE GRAVEL UNDER THEIR BOOTS REMAINED THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FOUND AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE IN HIS OVERCOAT THE RADIO WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE DIAL CLICKED AGAIN THE LAUGHTER FADED BUT THE SOUND OF THE GRAVEL REMAINED THE JEEP WAS JUST METAL… UNTIL JAMIE AND LORETTA SAT DOWN. THE CORPORAL LEFT HIS TEDDY BEAR… BUT THE ACTOR LEFT HIS HEART THE FAMILIAR CHOPPER SOUND RETURNED… AND SUDDENLY THE ACTORS DISAPPEARED THE WORLD SAW A FINAL SALUTE… BUT THE ACTORS SAW SOMETHING ELSE. THE STERN COLONEL’S MASK… AND THE MOMENT IT TOTALLY CRACKED THE DAY LEBEAU WAS CRITIQUED BY A GOURMET FAN FATHER MULCAHY SPOKE THE LINE… BUT THE ENTIRE SET FELT THE SHIVER. COLONEL POTTER WAS SAVING LIVES… BUT HIS FEET WERE TELLING JOKES. THE SCRIPT SAID GOODBYE… BUT THEIR HEARTS REFUSED TO FOLLOW IT. THE HELICOPTER FINALLY LEFT… BUT MIKE FARRELL NEVER REALLY STEPPED OUT THE STILL WAS SILENT… BUT THE CLINK ECHOED ACROSS DECADES THE LAST HELICOPTER LEFT DECADES AGO… BUT THE DUST NEVER SETTLED THE SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE GRIEF WASN’T READY TO LEAVE THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY LOST HIS COMPOSURE ON SET THE COFFEE MUG WAS COLD BUT THE MEMORY BURNED RED HOT THE DAY THE STALAG 13 TUNNEL DECIDED TO REBEL AGAINST THE CAST THE TUNNEL WAS FAKE BUT THE BROTHERHOOD WAS REAL THE DAY COLONEL KLINK DROPPED HIS VISION INTO SCHULTZ’S SOUP THE DAY A BRATWURST NEARLY BROKE COLONEL KLINK AND SCHULTZ THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY LOST HIS COOL ON THE SET THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ SAW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AT DINNER THE LAST GOODBYE WASN’T ACTED: THE DAY THE CAMERAS FINALLY STOPPED. THE DAY MAXWELL KLINGER ALMOST SURRENDERED TO A HOOP SKIRT