BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE STERN COLONEL ARRIVED BUT THE CAST HAD A FILTHY PLAN THE WORLD’S MOST REFINED ARISTOCRAT… BUT HE LIVED IN TOTAL FEAR FATHER MULCAHY’S REVELATION: THE SERIOUS SCENE DEVIATED HILARIOUSLY BY PROP RADAR O’REILLY LEFT WITHOUT A FINAL WORD… AND GARY BURGHOFF STILL FEELS IT. LORETTA SWIT WAS NOT IN CHARACTER. THE FAN DIDN’T CARE. HARRY MORGAN REALIZED THE TRUTH DECADES AFTER FILMING GARY’S FUNNIEST SCENE. THE GIANT BRIDAL HOOP SKIRT THAT DEFIED MALIBU WINDS IT WAS 3 AM, AND THE LAUGHTER IN THE O.R. JUST DIED. THE MOST DRAMATIC SURGERY SCENE… DERAILED BY A POLISH SAUSAGE. THE JEEP ENGINE FINALLY TURNED OVER… AND THE DUST RETURNED. THE LAST SALUTE WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT… BUT HE COULDN’T STOP. THE NEW GUY HAD NO IDEA HIS SUITCASE WEIGHED EIGHTY POUNDS THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR A JOKE… BUT JAMIE FARR COULDN’T LAUGH. DAVID OGDEN STIERS NEVER TOLD LORETTA SWIT THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT MUSIC. THE GOODBYE SCENE THAT BROKE THEIR HEARTS IN REAL LIFE TV’S MOST FAMOUS SURGEON… BUT HIS REAL ANCHOR WAS 3,000 MILES AWAY THE DAY THE 4077TH SURGEONS FORGOT THEY WERE FILMING A DRAMA THE GOODBYE BANNER WASN’T JUST A PROP… IT WAS A FUNERAL. THE DAY THE 4077TH HAD TO RESCUE JAMIE FARR FROM A DRESS. THE LATE-NIGHT SCENE THAT CHANGED LORETTA SWIT FOREVER. THE SOUND WAS JUST AN EFFECT… UNTIL IT WASN’T. THE SOUND OF THE ROTORS STILL MAKES THEM STOP MOVING. JAMIE FARR SAT IN THE OLD JEEP AND THE WORLD STOPPED. THE CHOPPERS STOPPED FLYING DECADES AGO, BUT GARY STILL HEARS THEM. THE SOUND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO THE MOUNTAINS OF MALIBU. THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A TV FINALE… UNTIL THE NOISE RETURNED. THE DAY A GOAT ATE RADAR’S SECURITY BLANKET ON SET. THE SCENE THAT BROKE THE CAST… AND THE TRUTH BEHIND IT. THE DAY THE O.R. MASK COULDN’T HIDE THE TRUTH. THE SOUND THAT STILL MAKES LORETTA SWIT STOP IN HER TRACKS. THE SCENE THAT BROKE THE 4077TH… AND THE TRUTH NO ONE TOLD. THEY WERE ONLY ACTORS… UNTIL THE MUD BECAME REAL THE GOLDEN HEADDRESS THAT TURNED A DRAMA INTO A RIOT THE DAY THE GOLDEN HEEL SANK INTO THE MALIBU MUD THE COSTUME WAS A JOKE UNTIL THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING THE DAY THE EGYPTIAN HEADDRESS TURNED KLINGER INTO A BLIND WRECK THE HEART OF THE 4077TH… BUT HIS HEART HAD ALREADY LEFT THE COSTUME WAS A JOKE UNTIL THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING THE COLD STEEL THAT BROUGHT THE REAL KOREA BACK TO JAMIE FARR THE COSTUME WAS A JOKE UNTIL THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLIN THE DAY THE SURGICAL PROP TURNED A DRAMA INTO TOTAL CHAOS THE ARISTOCRATIC MAJOR… BUT HE WAS AFRAID TO BE HIMSELF THE WORLD’S MOST REFINED ARISTOCRAT… BUT HE LIVED IN THE SHADOWS HOLLYWOOD’S MOST ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS HEART BELONGED TO THE RAIN TV’S MOST ARROGANT ELITIST… BUT HIS TRUE LOVE WAS A QUIET COAST TELEVISION’S MOST REFINED INTELLECTUAL… BUT HE LIVED IN SILENT FEAR THE POMPOUS ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS TRUE VOICE WAS A GENTLE SYMPHONY THE DAY THE COSTUME STOPPED BEING A JOKE FOR JAMIE FARR THE GOLDEN HEEL DISASTER THAT STOPPED FILMING ON THE MAS*H SET JAMIE FARR HEARD THAT SOUND AGAIN AND THE RANCH RETURNED