BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE DAY KLINGER’S BRIDAL ENTRANCE TURNED INTO A MALIBU MUD WRESTLING MATCH THE CANVAS WAS JUST FABRIC UNTIL JAMIE FARR TOUCHED IT. THE WORLD SAW A HERO LEAVE… BUT GARY FELT A GHOST. GARY BURGHOFF HELD THE FORCEPS… AND SUDDENLY THE ROOM WENT COLD. HARRY MORGAN HELD THAT CUP… AND THE WORLD FINALLY STOPPED BREATHING THEY THOUGHT THE TENT WAS EMPTY… UNTIL THE CANVAS SPOKE. THE WORLD SAW A FINALE, BUT LORETTA FELT A GHOST. THE SILVER TRAY WAS COLD, BUT THE MEMORY BURNED RED HOT. THE SCENE THAT BROKE THE CAST WAS NEVER IN THE SCRIPT. LORETTA SWIT HEARD THE WHOP-WHOP AND SUDDENLY THE WAR WAS BACK HARRY MORGAN’S HANDS SHOOK DURING THAT TOAST… AND NOW WE KNOW WHY. THE RADIO STILL HUMS, BUT THE CAMP IS FINALLY SILENT THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST ACTORS UNTIL THE ENGINE STARTED THE DAY KLINGER’S RUFFLES FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF THE KOREAN WAR THE SCRIPT SAID GOODBYE… BUT JAMIE AND LORETTA WEREN’T ACTING. THE WAREHOUSE SMELLED LIKE 1975… AND GARY FINALLY BROKE DOWN. THE SOUND WAS JUST A CUE… UNTIL IT BECAME A HEARTBEAT. THE LAUGHTER DIED IN THAT TENT. WE NEVER FORGOT WHY. THE DAY RADAR O’REILLY ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE WAR INTO A POTLUCK THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR TEARS… LORETTA AND MIKE WEREN’T ACTING. THE STORAGE BOX SMELLED LIKE 1974… AND JAMIE FINALLY BROKE. THE TEDDY BEAR WASN’T JUST A PROP… GARY FINALLY TOLD THE TRUTH. THE JEEP WAS JUST A PROP… UNTIL MIKE FARRELL TOUCHED THE WHEEL. THE SCRIPT SAID GOODBYE… BUT LORETTA AND JAMIE WEREN’T ACTING. THE MAN BEHIND THE GOWNS… BUT THE DOG TAGS WERE REAL THE LAUGHTER PROTECTED THEM… UNTIL THE SURGERY BECAME TOO REAL THE THUMPING IN THE AIR RETURNED… AND SUDDENLY IT WAS 1972 HARRY MORGAN NEVER CRACKED. UNTIL ONE ORANGE FEATHER CHANGED EVERYTHING. THE WORLD SAW RADAR LEAVE… BUT GARY BURGHOFF NEVER REALLY DID THE DAY THE ORANGE DRESS BROKE THE TOUGHEST COLONEL ON SET THE WORLD SAW A TV FINALE… BUT ALAN ALDA WASN’T ACTING KLINGER’S ROYAL ENTRANCE… AND THE DIRT NAP THAT FOLLOWED THE DAY A SIMPLE ORANGE DRESS BROKE THE TOUGHEST COLONEL THE ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE WAS BUILT ON SILENCE THE SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… THE TEARS BEHIND THE CAP WERE REAL. THE SOUND OF THE HELICOPTER BROUGHT THE 4077TH BACK TO LIFE. THE SIGN SAID GOODBYE. BUT FOR B.J. HUNNICUTT, IT WAS SURRENDER. THE JEEP WAS RUSTY. BUT THE MEMORY WAS SHARP. THE DAY THE CANYON WENT QUIET. AND HARRY MORGAN STOPPED ACTING. THE SOUND OF THAT ENGINE MADE THE COLONEL CRY THE DAY THE DRESS BROKE THE COLONEL IN THE MALIBU DUST THE CHOPPER SOUND RETURNED AND FOR A SECOND THE WAR DID TOO HARRY MORGAN STOPPED THE SCENE… AND JAMIE FARR FINALLY KNOWS WHY. THE RADAR O’REILLY CLIPBOARD PRANK THAT NEARLY STOPPED THE 4077TH THE NIGHT THE LAUGHTER DIED IN THE MALIBU DUST THE PRANK THAT BROKE COLONEL POTTER’S PROFESSIONAL DIGNITY ON SET GARY BURGHOFF ALMOST DIDN’T WALK THROUGH THOSE DOUBLE DOORS THEY THOUGHT THE SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… UNTIL THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING. MCLEAN STEVENSON AND THE OPERATING ROOM DISASTER