BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY LOST HIS PRUSSIAN COMPOSURE THEY THOUGHT THE CAMERAS WERE OFF, BUT THE TEARS WERE REAL. THE DAY COLONEL POTTER TOTALLY LOST HIS COMPOSURE IN THE SURGERY TENT THE SOUND IN THE CANYON THAT BROUGHT MIKE FARRELL TO TEARS THE DAY THE MALIBU MUCK CLAIMED KLINGER’S DIGNITY AND A VELVET DRESS THE PSYCHIATRIST EVERYONE LOVED… BUT HIS OWN SCARS WERE COMPLETELY REAL. GARY BURGHOFF HEARD THE SOUND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE ON THE SET THE PRANK THAT ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE MOST FAMOUS TENT ON TELEVISION. TELEVISION’S MOST POMPOUS DOCTOR… BUT HIS REAL LIFE WAS A QUIET PRISON THE DAY COLONEL POTTER LOST HIS COOL TO A CHIFFON DRESS THE MEDICAL BLOOPER THAT BROKE THE GREATEST COMMANDING OFFICER ON TELEVISION THE DAY SGT. SCHULTZ LOST MORE THAN HIS DIGNITY WERNER KLEMPERER RECALLS THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY CRACKED THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ BIT INTO A CLAY APPLE STRUDEL THE HILARIOUS TRUTH BEHIND THE GOURMET MEALS ON HOGANS HEROES THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ GOT STUCK IN THE STALAG TUNNEL THE DAY THE SCHNITZEL REBELLED AGAINST SERGEANT SCHULTZ WE LAUGHED IN THE SHADOW OF THE GUARD TOWER… THEN IT HIT US THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ LITERALLY TRIED TO EAT THE ENTIRE SET THE SCENE THAT COMPLETELY SILENCED THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TELEVISION. THEY TRIED TO BREAK THE COLONEL… BUT HE BROKE THEM INSTEAD. THE TUNNEL WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL WE HEARD THE GRAVEL THE DRINK THAT WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT BROKE THEM COMPLETELY. RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY BROKE ON CAMERA THE DAY THE IRON COLONEL FINALLY CRACKED ON SET WERNER KLEMPERER RECALLS THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY BROKE THE COLONEL THE DAY JOHN BANNER ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED THE HOGAN’S HEROES SET THE MONOCLE AND THE MAITRE D: WERNER KLEMPERER’S ACCIDENTAL COMMAND THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY SAW AND SMELLED EVERYTHING THE QUIETEST MAN ON SET CARRIED THE HEAVIEST BURDEN OF ALL TV’S MOST ARROGANT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS REAL LIFE WAS A CAREFULLY GUARDED SECRET THE CRAZY GENERAL WHO COMPLETELY BROKE THE MAS*H SOUNDSTAGE THE FAKE BLOOD DISASTER THAT SHUT DOWN THE MAS*H SOUNDSTAGE THE DOCTOR EVERYONE TRUSTED… BUT HIS REAL PATIENTS WERE OFF CAMERA THE SURGICAL TENT PRANK THAT BROKE THE MAS*H CREW THE SNORE THAT COMPLETELY BROKE THE HEART OF THE 4077TH. THE MAN WHO SAW NOTHING BUT FOUND EVERYTHING IN A DINER THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY SAW EVERYTHING ON THE HOGAN’S HEROES SET THE JOKE EVERYONE EXPECTED, BUT THE TEARS NO ONE SAW COMING. THE DAY COLONEL KLINK COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT SERGEANT SCHULTZ THE DRESS THAT ALMOST SHUT DOWN PRODUCTION FOR A DAY. THEY THOUGHT HE WAS ACTING, UNTIL THEY LOOKED AT HIS HANDS. RICHARD DAWSON RECALLS THE DAY SCHULTZ COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THEY OPENED A FORGOTTEN BOX AND THE JOKES SUDDENLY STOPPED. THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ LITERALLY BROUGHT THE ENTIRE HOUSE DOWN TV’S MOST FAMOUS DODGER… BUT HIS NECK CARRIED A REAL SOLDIER’S WEIGHT THE MAN BEHIND THE HELMET: JOHN BANNER’S FAVORITE MISTAKE THE DAY THE BUNK MOVED AND THE LAUGHTER FINALLY STOPPED THEY WALKED THE DUSTY HILLS AGAIN, BUT THE LAUGHTER WAS GONE. THE TEARS IN THAT FINAL SALUTE WERE NEVER IN THE SCRIPT.