BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE NEW GUY HAD NO IDEA HIS SUITCASE WEIGHED EIGHTY POUNDS THE NIGHT THE O.R. PUMP DECIDED TO BE THE COMEDIAN THE FINAL SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE TEARS WERE REAL. THE NIGHT MIKE FARRELL AND ALAN ALDA TURNED MAS*H INTO A MUSICAL THE SOUND THAT STILL MAKES GARY BURGHOFF STOP DEAD IN HIS TRACKS THE DAY KLINGER’S HOOP SKIRT DECLARED WAR ON COLONEL POTTER THE DAY WE TURNED THE SURGERY UNIT INTO A CIRCUS THE ARISTOCRATIC DOCTOR… BUT HIS TRUTH WAS HIDDEN IN SILENCE THEY THOUGHT RADAR WAS JUST LEAVING THE WAR… BUT GARY NEVER TRULY LEFT. JAMIE FARR AND THE WEDDING DRESS THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING THE JEEP WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE ENGINE TURNED OVER. THE DAY THE HOOP SKIRT DEFEATED THE ENTIRE U.S. ARMY THE SOUND THAT TURNED A SCRIPTED JOKE INTO A REAL GHOST THE SOUND THAT CHANGED THE MASH CAST FOREVER THE CHOPPER BLADES STOPPED… BUT MIKE FARRELL COULDN’T MOVE. THE SOUND THAT STOPPED MIKE FARRELL AND JAMIE FARR IN THEIR TRACKS. TWO OLD FRIENDS STOOD IN THE DUST UNTIL THE SKY SCREAMED THE CHOPPER BLADES STOPPED THE LAUGHTER FASTER THAN ANY DIRECTOR’S COMMAND THE JEEP ENGINE ROARED, BUT JAMIE FARR COULD ONLY HEAR SILENCE. THE SURGEON WHO OPERATED ON A SALAMI INSTEAD OF A SOLDIER TV’S MOST ARROGANT INTELLECTUAL… BUT HE LIVED IN A SILENT PRISON THE TEARS IN THE FINALE WEREN’T SCRIPTED… LORETTA KNEW THE TRUTH THE FINAL GOODBYE WAS SCRIPTED, BUT THE PAIN WAS NOT. THE SCENE THAT BROKE THE MASH CAST AFTER THE CAMERAS STOPPED. THE SCRIPT WAS BLANK UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND THE SCENE WHERE RADAR LEFT THE 4077TH BROKE THE CAST APART THE CAMERAS WERE STILL ROLLING BUT THE ACTING HAD ALREADY STOPPED. THE STERN COLONEL ARRIVED BUT THE CAST HAD A FILTHY PLAN THEY NEVER TOLD THE CAMERAS WHY THE RAIN WAS REAL THE WORLD’S MOST REFINED ARISTOCRAT… BUT HE LIVED IN TOTAL FEAR ALAN ALDA REVEALS THE HILARIOUS REASON A SURGERY SCENE COLLAPSED THE DAY HARRY MORGAN FINALLY BROKE THE ENTIRE SURGICAL UNIT THE ARISTOCRATIC MAJOR… BUT HIS HEART BEAT TO A DIFFERENT CONDUCTOR THE DAY COLONEL POTTER FINALLY LOST HIS MILITARY COMPOSURE TV’S MOST NOTORIOUS PLAYBOY… BUT HIS PRIVATE TRUTH WAS A SIXTY-YEAR DEVOTION THE DAY THE WEDDING DRESS FINALLY RETIRED JAMIE FARR THE DAY MCLEAN STEVENSON AND THE DESK LOST THE WAR FATHER MULCAHY’S REVELATION: THE SERIOUS SCENE DEVIATED HILARIOUSLY BY PROP THE DAY KLINGER’S DRESS DECIDED TO BECOME A TENT THE STERN COLONEL POTTER… BUT ONE LOOK BROKE THE WHOLE UNIT RADAR O’REILLY LEFT WITHOUT A FINAL WORD… AND GARY BURGHOFF STILL FEELS IT. LORETTA SWIT WAS NOT IN CHARACTER. THE FAN DIDN’T CARE. HARRY MORGAN REALIZED THE TRUTH DECADES AFTER FILMING GARY’S FUNNIEST SCENE. THE GIANT BRIDAL HOOP SKIRT THAT DEFIED MALIBU WINDS IT WAS 3 AM, AND THE LAUGHTER IN THE O.R. JUST DIED. THE MOST DRAMATIC SURGERY SCENE… DERAILED BY A POLISH SAUSAGE. THE JEEP ENGINE FINALLY TURNED OVER… AND THE DUST RETURNED. THE LAST SALUTE WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT… BUT HE COULDN’T STOP. THE NIGHT LORETTA SWIT AND JAMIE FARR STOPPED BEING ACTORS THE DAY COLONEL POTTER FINALLY BROKE THE UNFLAPPABLE CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER