BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE HOOP SKIRT WAS GLAMOROUS… BUT THE ENTRANCE WAS A TOTAL CATASTROPHE A TEDDY BEAR IN THE DUST… BUT RADAR WASN’T ACTING WAYNE ROGERS REVEALS THE SURGICAL BLOOPER THAT NEARLY ENDED FILMING TV’S MOST FAMOUS SECTION 8… BUT HIS REAL DOG TAGS WERE HONEST THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR A GOODBYE… BUT THE GRIEF WAS REAL. TV’S MOST ARROGANT INTELLECTUAL… BUT HIS REAL PASSION WAS SILENT SERVICE THE SCRIPT GARY BURGHOFF HELD… AND THE SILENCE THAT FOLLOWED THE DAY HARRY MORGAN BROKE THE ENTIRE MASH CAST THE SCRIPT GARY BURGHOFF HELD… AND THE SILENCE THAT FOLLOWED THE DAY HARRY MORGAN BROKE THE CAST WITH A SOFT SHOE TV’S FASTEST WIT… BUT HIS GREATEST STRENGTH WAS SILENCE THE SCRIPT NOBODY KNEW… AND THE SILENCE THAT CHANGED TELEVISION THE OLD JEEP THAT TURNED A COMEDY INTO A SACRED MEMORY THE LETTER IN THE DRESS POCKET THAT CHANGED JAMIE FARR FOREVER GARY BURGHOFF REVEALS THE ONE MAN WHO BROKE RADAR O’REILLY THE SOUND OF BLADES IN THE DISTANCE BROUGHT THE WAR BACK. THE RED CROSS PACKAGE THAT WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT THE DAY HARRY MORGAN BROKE THE MASH CAST WITH A SINGLE SONG THE SOUND WAS JUST FOR THE SHOW… UNTIL IT BECAME REAL. THE TEARS WERE REAL, BUT THE REASON WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT. THE LAUGHTER STOPPED WHEN THE CAMERAS ROLLED ON THIS FINAL SCENE THE NIGHT THE O.R. PUMP DECIDED TO BE THE COMEDIAN THE FINAL SALUTE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE TEARS WERE REAL. THE NIGHT MIKE FARRELL AND ALAN ALDA TURNED MAS*H INTO A MUSICAL THE SOUND THAT STILL MAKES GARY BURGHOFF STOP DEAD IN HIS TRACKS THE DAY KLINGER’S HOOP SKIRT DECLARED WAR ON COLONEL POTTER THE DAY WE TURNED THE SURGERY UNIT INTO A CIRCUS THE ARISTOCRATIC DOCTOR… BUT HIS TRUTH WAS HIDDEN IN SILENCE THEY THOUGHT RADAR WAS JUST LEAVING THE WAR… BUT GARY NEVER TRULY LEFT. JAMIE FARR AND THE WEDDING DRESS THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING THE JEEP WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE ENGINE TURNED OVER. THE DAY THE HOOP SKIRT DEFEATED THE ENTIRE U.S. ARMY THE SOUND THAT TURNED A SCRIPTED JOKE INTO A REAL GHOST THE SOUND THAT CHANGED THE MASH CAST FOREVER THE CHOPPER BLADES STOPPED… BUT MIKE FARRELL COULDN’T MOVE. THE SOUND THAT STOPPED MIKE FARRELL AND JAMIE FARR IN THEIR TRACKS. TWO OLD FRIENDS STOOD IN THE DUST UNTIL THE SKY SCREAMED THE CHOPPER BLADES STOPPED THE LAUGHTER FASTER THAN ANY DIRECTOR’S COMMAND THE JEEP ENGINE ROARED, BUT JAMIE FARR COULD ONLY HEAR SILENCE. THE SURGEON WHO OPERATED ON A SALAMI INSTEAD OF A SOLDIER TV’S MOST ARROGANT INTELLECTUAL… BUT HE LIVED IN A SILENT PRISON THE TEARS IN THE FINALE WEREN’T SCRIPTED… LORETTA KNEW THE TRUTH THE FINAL GOODBYE WAS SCRIPTED, BUT THE PAIN WAS NOT. THE SCENE THAT BROKE THE MASH CAST AFTER THE CAMERAS STOPPED. THE SCRIPT WAS BLANK UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECOND THE SCENE WHERE RADAR LEFT THE 4077TH BROKE THE CAST APART THE CAMERAS WERE STILL ROLLING BUT THE ACTING HAD ALREADY STOPPED. THEY NEVER TOLD THE CAMERAS WHY THE RAIN WAS REAL ALAN ALDA REVEALS THE HILARIOUS REASON A SURGERY SCENE COLLAPSED THE DAY MCLEAN STEVENSON AND THE DESK LOST THE WAR