BEAR MEDIA https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html THE DAY NEWKIRK FINALLY BROKE THE SERGEANT HOW THE MONOCLE STAYED ON WHILE SCHULTZ ATE THE SCENE THE MAN WHO SAW NOTHING BUT A PERFECTLY COOKED SCHNITZEL THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ TRIED TO EAT THE PROP FOOD THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK WAS ACTUALLY THE BIGGEST JOKER TV’S MOST INNOCENT SOLDIER… BUT HIS REAL WAR WAS AT HOME THE DAY COLONEL KLINK LOST HIS SIGHT IN THE SOUP THE FINALE WAS JUST A SCRIPT… UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPPED. THE DAY THE MONOCLE FLEW AND THE COMMANDANT FINALLY CRACKED THE SERIOUS COLONEL POTTER… BUT THE OPERATING ROOM HAD A SLIMY SECRET THE SKY BEGAN TO SCREAM… AND SUDDENLY THEY WERE BACK. THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ DROPPED HIS SECRET SNACK ON COLONEL KLINK THE SCENE WAS SCRIPTED… BUT THE TEARS WERE REAL. THE DAY RICHARD DAWSON TURNED A STERN SEARCH INTO A RIOT THE SURGERY WAS CRITICAL… BUT THE PATIENT HAD SCALES TV’S MOST COMPASSIONATE PRIEST… BUT HIS GREATEST FAITH WAS TESTED AT HOME THEY DRANK TO FORGET… BUT YEARS LATER, ONE BOTTLE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING. THEY DRANK TO FORGET… BUT YEARS LATER, ONE BOTTLE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING. THE TOUGHEST NURSE IN KOREA… BUT THE SURGERY HAD A HIDDEN GUEST THE SILENCE IN THE OPERATING ROOM WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT THE SURGEONS HAD A SLIMY SECRET HIDDEN UNDER THE OPERATING TABLE THE MAN WHO WORE DRESSES… BUT HIS TRUEST UNIFORM WAS HIDDEN THE SERIOUS MAJOR WINCHESTER HAD A WEAKNESS FOR ALAN ALDA’S WHISPERS THE WORLD SAW A HEROIC DOCTOR… BUT THE MAN INSIDE WAS DISAPPEARING THE DRESS WAS GOLD LAMÉ… BUT THE SEAMS HAD A BREAKING POINT THE MONOCLE WAS A MASK FOR A BROTHERHOOD WE NEVER SAW WE LAUGHED IN THE STALAG 13 TUNNEL UNTIL THE LIGHTS FADED THEY CLIMBED INTO THE DIRT FOR A JOKE… BUT DECADES LATER THE GRAVEL FELT HEAVIER THE COFFEE MUG WAS A PROP BUT THE SILENCE WAS REAL THE LEATHER JACKET WAS OLD BUT THE MEMORY WAS STILL HEAVY THE WOODEN BUNK CREAKED… AND SUDDENLY THE LAUGHTER STOPPED THE DAY THE LAUGHTER STOPPED ON THE GRAVEL OF STALAG 13 THE UNIFORMS WERE PROPS BUT THE SILENCE WAS REAL THEY WERE ENEMIES ON SCREEN BUT THE GRAVEL TOLD ANOTHER STORY THE UNIFORM WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL THE GRAVEL CRUNCHED THE TV SURGEON EVERYONE LOVED… BUT HIS REAL BATTLE WAS FOR THE DISAPPEARED HOW RICHARD DAWSON FINALLY BROKE THE UNBREAKABLE COLONEL KLINK THE STERN COMMANDER OF THE 4077TH… BUT A SMILE WAS HIS DOWNFALL THE SCRIPT CALLED FOR ACTING… BUT HARRY MORGAN WASN’T ACTING THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A TV SHOW… UNTIL THE CHOPPERS RETURNED. THE DAY THE OPERATING ROOM TURNED INTO A COMEDY CLUB TV’S MOST ELOQUENT ARISTOCRAT… BUT HIS TRUTH WAS HIDDEN IN SILENCE JAMIE FARR RECALLS THE MOMENT HARRY MORGAN FINALLY SNAPPED ON SET THE DAY THE MASH SWAMP SMELLED LIKE AN OLD ITALIAN DELI THE CANVAS WAS THIN… BUT IT HELD THEIR WHOLE LIVES INSIDE THE CHOPPERS STOPPED FLYING IN 1983, BUT RADAR STILL HEARS THEM. THE COLONEL COMMANDED THE CAMP… BUT THE MAP POINTER HAD OTHER IDEAS THE CAMERAS STOPPED ROLLING… BUT THE GOODBYE NEVER ENDED THE WORLD SAW A HERO DOCTOR… BUT THE BOOTS HAD OTHER PLANS THEY THOUGHT THE JEEP WAS JUST A PROP UNTIL IT SPOKE.