The Icebox of the 4077th
Henry: “I’m wearing so many pairs of cotton drawers my thighs don’t know each other anymore.” Radar: ” ‘…my thighs don’t know each other anymore.’ “…
Mystery Rashes and Trick Knees
Lt. Gage: “Can I get a hernia?” Hawkeye: “Certainly. But rent one first, see if you really like it.” Lt. Gage blinked, unsure if the doctor…
Mystery Rashes and Trick Knees
Lt. Gage: “Can I get a hernia?” Hawkeye: “Certainly. But rent one first, see if you really like it.” Lt. Gage blinked, unsure if the doctor…
Structural Analysis of the 4077th
Potter: “I love a Major with hot lips, and I’ll tell you why.” Hawkeye: “Why?” Potter: “Exactly.” (falls down) “Did…did I fall down?” Hawkeye: “No.” Potter:…
The Family of the 4077th
At Loretta Swit’s Funeral, Hawkeye and Klinger Stood Up — and Sang for Margaret One Last Time June 2025. New York City. A small church….
The Eternal 4077th
That famous quip: “Horse Hockey!” That famous quip: “Horse Hockey!” It echoed through the mist, gruff and wonderfully familiar, instantly breaking the quiet of the sky….
The Eternal 4077th
That famous quip: “Horse Hockey!” That famous quip: “Horse Hockey!” It echoed through the mist, gruff and wonderfully familiar, instantly breaking the quiet of the sky….
One Last Call to the 4077th
It was a quiet Saturday afternoon. Loretta Swit was fine. At 87, she was still sharp. Still wore red lipstick. Still stood straight, shoulders back…
Trading the 4077th for Fatherhood
Harry Morgan Handed Gary Burghoff a Painting — What He Saw Made Him Break Down Leaving the biggest show on television takes guts. Leaving it to…
The Flight Out of Hell: Comforting a M*A*S*H Veteran
“You Were the Wings of God.” — The Day B.J. Hunnicutt Healed a Broken Medevac Pilot The sound of helicopter blades was the most recognizable…