The Martini Rebellion and the Indelible Ink | Chapter 3
“You lay one hand on my chief surgeon, and you’ll be answering to the Surgeon General, the Joint Chiefs, and my wife Mildred!” Colonel Potter bellowed, his voice…
Mud, Martinis, and a Broken Frank Burns | Chapter 1
“…Step aside, Major,” Margaret whispered, her voice trembling but cold as ice. Before Frank could utter a word of protest about insubordination or Army protocol, Margaret shoved…
The Penobscott Illusion & The Crumbling Pedestal | Chapter 2
The wedding was the singular moment of pure, unadulterated pageantry the 4077th had ever seen. For one afternoon, the mud and blood were swept under a rug of…
Forging Major Houlihan | Chapter 3
The artillery shell had landed dangerously close to the motor pool, turning the morning into a hellscape of fire, screaming metal, and shattered bodies. Margaret pushed herself off…
The 4077th’s Finest Hour
“Let’s Share the Wish, My Friend.” — When Larry Linville Couldn’t Blow Out the Candle, Alan Alda Stepped In He Couldn’t Blow Out the Candle……
The Soul Remembers
Alan Alda’s Greatest Fear Isn’t About Himself — It’s About Forgetting His MAS*H Family Alan Alda has given us laughter, wisdom, and courage for more…
Taking Care of the 4077th
Harry Morgan Prepared Morning Meals Before Dawn — The Day That Deeply Moved the MAS*H Ensemble At the age of sixty-seven, Harry Morgan began waking up…
The Quiet Anchor of the 4077th
Alan Alda’s Final Goodbye to Kellye Nakahara When Kellye Nakahara passed away in 2020, the MAS*H family lost one of its quiet treasures. At her funeral,…
“This is My Golden Boy”
When Gary Burghoff Couldn’t Afford a Suit for His First Red Carpet, “Col. Blake” Stepped Up Like a Real Father When MASH* first became a hit,…
The 4077th’s Final Deployment
When Father Mulcahy’s Wife Passed Away, Five Aging M*A*S*H Stars Quietly Did The Most Beautiful Thing Imaginable The year was 2022. A quiet funeral was…