THE NIGHT THE MONOCLE WON THE WAR AGAINST COLONEL KLINK

It was late in the autumn of 1996, and Werner Klemperer was sitting on a small, velvet-covered stage in North Hollywood. He looked exactly as you would expect—refined,…

THE DAY THE MONOCLE REBELLED AGAINST COLONEL KLINK

Werner Klemperer sat on the small stage, the bright studio lights reflecting off his polished shoes. It was 1997, decades after the final “Dismissed!” had echoed across the…

THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FINALLY SAW SOMETHING HE REGRETTED

It is 1971, and John Banner is sitting in a brightly lit television studio. He looks remarkably different from the bumbling Sergeant Schultz. He is wearing a sharp,…

JOHN BANNER AND THE DAY THE LUGER BECAME A LUNCHBOX

It was a Tuesday morning in 1968, and the air inside Stage 4 at Cinema Center Studios was thick enough to chew. If you have ever been on…

THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ FORGOT HOW TO BE A SOLDIER

The studio lights are bright, much brighter than the low-voltage lamps we used on the set of Stalag 13, but John Banner doesn’t seem to mind. He sits…

THE DAY SCHULTZ FINALLY SAW EVERYTHING AND LOST HIS MIND

The theater was dim, the kind of velvet-lined room that smells faintly of old dust and expensive perfume. Robert Clary sat on the stage, his small frame almost…

THE DAY THE BARRACKS FINALLY GAVE UP ON JOHN BANNER

The air in the convention hall was thick with the smell of stale coffee and that specific, electric hum of a thousand people waiting for a story. Richard…

THE DAY SERGEANT SCHULTZ BIT OFF MORE THAN HE COULD CHEW

The studio lights were always a bit too bright for John Banner, especially in his later years, but he sat there with that same wide, grandfatherly smile that…

THE DAY COLONEL KLINK FINALLY LOST HIS COMPOSURE ON SET

The studio light was a bit too bright for Werner’s liking, but he sat there with the same straight-backed poise he had carried since his days in the…

THE MAN WHO SAW NOTHING AND THE BRATWURST THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

It is 1972, and the sun is beginning to set over the Hollywood hills, casting a long, golden glow through the windows of a quiet television studio. I…