Sleeping Beauty | Chapter 2: Doll’s Eyes

Radar peered into the Swamp through the window in the door. Except for Hawkeye Pierce, the tent was empty. Normally, Radar would have entered right away, but something…

Sleeping Beauty | Chapter 3: War Endings

Hawkeye was just leaning in to kiss Nurse Griffin when he thought he heard someone clearing their throat by the door. He paused, his eyes still closed, hoping…

The Foundation of the 4077th

    “I Just Kept The Chair Warm.” — The Moment Harry Morgan Stopped A Cruel Executive And Defended McLean Stevenson The most famous wrap party in television…

The Heart of the 4077th

      “Who Heals the Healer?” — The Night Colonel Potter Stayed in the Dark The set was empty. The lights were off. And Allan Arbus was…

The Disastrous Aftermath of M*A*S*H

    But get this… their decision led to one of the WORST spinoffs in TV history! When the final episode of MASH*, “Goodbye, Farewell and Amen,” aired…

The Villain We Loved to Hate

      At 88, Alan Alda Finally Admits How Much He Truly Hated Him In MASH!The internet loves a scandal. When the headline dropped, people immediately assumed…

The Secret in Klinger’s Boots

      “I Put It There On Purpose.” — The Heartbreaking Reason Jamie Farr Hid Newspaper Inside His Expensive Hollywood Shoes Before the fame. Before the million-dollar…

The Icebox of the 4077th

    Henry: “I’m wearing so many pairs of cotton drawers my thighs don’t know each other anymore.” Radar: ” ‘…my thighs don’t know each other anymore.’ “…

Mystery Rashes and Trick Knees

    Lt. Gage: “Can I get a hernia?” Hawkeye: “Certainly. But rent one first, see if you really like it.” Lt. Gage blinked, unsure if the doctor…

Mystery Rashes and Trick Knees

    Lt. Gage: “Can I get a hernia?” Hawkeye: “Certainly. But rent one first, see if you really like it.” Lt. Gage blinked, unsure if the doctor…