THE SCENE WHERE CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER FINALLY STOPPED ACTING
The room was quiet, the kind of silence that only comes when three people have known each other for forty years. David sat by the window, his posture…
THE DAY A RUBBER CHICKEN ALMOST ENDED PRODUCTION ON MASH
I was sitting in a small, soundproofed booth in Los Angeles, across from a podcast host who had clearly done his homework. He was leaning in, the kind…
RADAR HEARD THE SOUND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE BUT THIS TIME IT HURT
The sun was beginning to dip behind the Santa Monica Mountains, casting long, amber shadows across the dry brush. It was the kind of heat that stays in…
THE TEARS IN THE SWAMP WEREN’T SCRIPTED THAT DAY
Loretta Swit and Jamie Farr were sitting in a quiet corner of a studio lot. It was 2026, but for a few minutes, the air felt like 1983…
THE DAY THE WEDDING DRESS ALMOST RETIRED CORPORAL KLINGER
So, I’m sitting there on this stage at a convention a few years back, looking out at a sea of camouflage hats and MAS*H t-shirts. It never ceases…
THE DRESS WAS A JOKE UNTIL THE CHOPPERS STARTED TO LAND.
The hills of Agoura Hills don’t look much like South Korea anymore. The brush has grown over the old roads, and the sun feels a little more tired…
THE DAY GARY BURGHOFF LEFT THE SET LORETTA SWIT STOPPED ACTING.
The room was quiet, the kind of heavy, comfortable silence that only exists between two people who have known each other for fifty years. Loretta sat by the…
GARY BURGHOFF RECALLS THE ABSURD MOMENT HE CRACKED UNDER PRESSURE
I was sitting on a small, slightly uncomfortable wooden stool on a stage in front of about five hundred people at a fan convention. It is always interesting…
WINCHESTER FINALLY STOPPED THE MUSIC AND THE SILENCE WAS TOO REAL
The restaurant was too quiet for a Friday night, the kind of place where you could hear the ice settle in a glass three tables away. David Ogden…
HOLLYWOOD’S MOST ARROGANT MAJOR… BUT HIS REAL PASSION WAS SILENCE
The world knew him as Major Charles Emerson Winchester III. He was the man who could make a simple request for a glass of sherry sound like a…